Quotes from MHS

Quote Source Date
Hey, where did you get them one sheets at? junior high student in the hallway, packing three grammatical errors into one sentence 2007.05.17
How do you run the volume on these things? Andrea, senior, after four years of high school education in the state with the most wired schools in the nation 2007.05.11
I can't figure out how to turn this pencil on. Ashley, trying to be helpful 2007.04.04
I would make the best cow. Demetria 2007.02.22
One cannot just toss the books Doctor Zhivago and Grapes of Wrath aside lightly. One must throw the books with great force. Demetria Waba, channeling Dorothy Parker 2007.02.07
Come on, Cory, logic is for sissies! anonymous One-Act director 2006.12.11
I don't wear swimming trunks. Leb 2006.11.27
Wouldn't it be fun if the school was upside down and you could walk on the ceiling? passing fifth grader 2006.11.22
It seems like we're never going to graduate. Allessa Scholten, sophomore 2006.08.25
Essay title: "Of Mice and Men v. Pride and Predigest" Freshman Lit final essay 2006.05.17
CAH: "Angie, don't be a pooper."
RDD: "Be a pooper scooper!"
Rachel DeKnikker 2006.04.27
When I can hear the donut, it's time to throw it out. CAH on Kennon's morning snack 2006.02.16
Gene was always good when it came to studding and getting good grades.... Freshman Lit essay 2006.02.13
Life is like trail mix: it has a lot of stuff in it. Corinne Waba, helping eat the leftover judge lounge food after hosting CFCs 2005.12.10
...[President Bush] did declare war and this is a very big war. The war I am talking about is The War on Tourism. Comp I essay 2005.11.22
BS: "Patty's in Albuquerque."
KK: "I thought she was in New Mexico."
Freshman girls, helping CAH take attendance 2005.10.28
You should put cinnamons on the quiz! Emily Jo Miller 2005.10.27
I have broccoli on my shirt! Kyle Halgerson 2005.09.26
America for the most part has done a good job in all faucets of life.... Cory Struck, Comp IV 2005.09.19
We're seniors. Let's do something really really easy so we can screw around the rest of the time. Patrick Kane, on planning a Homecoming float 2005.09.14
Freshmen are little goobers most of the time. Anonymous debate coach 2005.09.10
I can't read and walk. Rachel DeKnikker 2004.05.15
I'm back here -- don't forget me! Marsha Ristesund, during class congress 2004.04.01
CAH: "Do you like communism"
EV: "I guess I do now."
exchange between CAH and Emily 2004.02.13
Mankind makes me sick. Patrick Kane 2004.02.12
I think this whole emphasis on winning and losing is overdone. CAH 2004.01.07
Let's see that big pimpin' trophy. anonymous math teacher 2003.11.12
I have a fly on my retainer. Tiffany Thompson 2003.10.17
Yuck -- fly poop. Tiffany Thompson 2003.10.17
For example Boo Radley was supposedly supposed to be this really bad guy.... junior lit essay 2003.10.07
Some privileges are driving, voting, and excreta. sophomore comoposition student 2003.09.24
Where's that one I knew? DJ DeKnikker, struggling with a ten-word vocab quiz 2003.09.19
Hello, little froggie. Rachael Donelan, interp practice 2003.09.18
This [job] could also help me deal with people who are not so brilliant... without going bonkers and commando on them. Rachel DeKnikker, Comp I 2003.08.25
However, with this occurrence, it begins to start the beginning of peace between the two groups. freshman lit student, on the murder of Tybalt 2003.05.14
...I will begin to start a journey of my own. junior writing student 2003.04.28
Romeo and Juliet...met one night at a party, and the next day were untied together as one. freshman literature student 2003.04.28
The 4-6th grade musical is a musical that is being presented by 4-6th grade. sophomore journalism student 2003.04.28
Research and Writhing Keith Raap, heading for a paper for Research and Writing 2003.04.17
You cannot overstudy! Rachel DeKnikker 2003.04.15
You can't spell crap without rap... CAH, reading a bumper sticker 2002.12.20
...and you can't spell wiener without iener. Patrick Kane 2002.12.20